Thursday 7 June 2018

a joke

As I am writing this, this is my very last night/day at utem. On today, my parents will fetch me away from utem and I will never come back.

let me flash back good'ol memories shall we?

First year.
I hate my roommate. She is a nerd. not my type at all. for me she still living in life of high-school-girl-whose-living-in-dormitary-school. she always telling the stories her old days as a prefect. meh boring. I hate her. 

I used to overnight in many times. I was so brave back then. I should focus on my study but yeah. fish study kan mimi. Overnight at Nano's place, then I got "pau" rm35 with akak kereta sapu. fish her. I don't know why I fall for Nano. Clearly I can help myself from being stupid. 

Futsal was on top my list during this year. everything was about futsal. I barely know my classmates. what I know is futsal and futsal-mates. They are my everything. hot captain too. wohoot

During this year too, my bestfriend made a promise and it goes like this

"weh mimi, apa kata kita janji kita tak payah ada boyfriend sampai habis belajar?"
I thought she was gay and like me but I don't know and I don't care. but hey mira if you are reading this, who broke this fishing promise? you bitch

I was so fishing hipster back then. I don't even don't understand what is the meaning of hipster and try to be cool and whatsoever.

oh during this year, I used to go out alone to the mall a lot of times by taxi. I was so brave oh my god.

Second Year
I travel a lot for futsal. we went to UPSI, UTM skudai, UIA Pahang. I was a proud girl. very proud. fishing proud because I play futsal for utem and You No PLay BiTcHHH weAk BiTcHHH.

I bought a bicycle. A hipster bicycle of course. every night go to library alone acah study. sebenarnya nak lari dari roommate. I was like a cool kid on the block. Hispter, bicycle and earphone 24/7 tapi while the fact I look so stupid hahahaha acah mimiiadweakbitch

Second year life is all about futsal. futsal futsal my captain is hot

oh workshop 1, Prof Nanna. He liked me I can tell ! walaupun my system is shit-ass but he liked it because he thinks I am a bright student. nasdandaksndjknqlwdjksjdnqwdnsjadlsnfafa. I like him don't worry.

Oh lupa, I lived in Bunga Raya hostel. I like that hostel so much. it was like a center between utem, and heaven(the city life)

oh oh dapat motosikal after raya haji. was a starting point in my life ever bila dapat moto

oh oh I was living alone(no roommate) for 1 semester, then second semester I lived with my classmates. My roommate was so shy. I don't bother because nahhhh she was shy girl so nahh.

The romance between my classmates slowing arise

oh I celebrated my birthday dekat futsal court. that night was the best night ever. Aku scored goal and suddenly aku power main futsal like wtf. the best fishing night for the entire 2015 ever ! i swear !

oh, I had a fight with my classmates. was a chaos. yap. big fight. I cried. weak bitch. I was rude so why bother. I think starting from this point, my classmates kinda dislike me and trying so hard to avoid me when it comes to forming a group. I dont care because less bitch to care. adnasldnasdweakbitch

oh tudung pink girl

finish reading Murakami book in 3 months

oh one more, during semester 2 aku dapat tahu from my housemate which is my classmate bagitau aku yang Amir suka aku lols. kelakar sebab aku tak pernah perasan. but he went away from that feeling i guess.

oh first time naik flight with maira. thanks maira sebab ajar aku <3

oh first time dapat mimpi pelik because of the impact of coding too much. I had a dream where i need to find the weight of two function? like a weight of two line code? gila ini


Third year
Workshop 2. I hate workshop 2. can we skip?

less futsal sebab almost all the players dah graduated. sedih af

oh living at fancy bukit beruang pangsapuri. so many foreigner tapi none of them pernah kacau aku or my housemate. so we all just fined.

that 2 am lepak with Azie dekat mekdi bandaraya. rempit at 2 am was so good. mat rempit who?

I spent so much money on the wrong person

always chase the sunset. Masjid Selat is my fav lepak place. sunset was my first priority. oh selalu lepak tepi river cruise alone berani nak mampus. aku pikir sekarang pun seram like why I was so brave back then. mana dapat confident ni mana nak beli !

Had such a good time with classmates. we had a night well spent dekat tepi pantai. I miss those moments so much. I love them so much. :(

I made such bad decision in my life

Depression attack like pikachu attack other pokemon

pikachu lose

pikachu rest

oh I play handball. I think I was the punca my team kalah. I felt so bad at. so bad.  and kalah futsal also. what a weak bitch

I dont know what to write

can we skip 2017 because it has been canceled long time ago

Fourth Year
It took me a month to fully grasp on my study but eventually i made it

develop the saf system

tumpang class of my junior. i think most of them are weirdo, i miss my old classmates. they are much better. everyone love each other.

had the 'senior' feeling so much so u fishing me now !

I gave my number to a dude while riding back home from utem (( All hail Api Fc jersey))

I went out a date with him too. hah good time

play tinder a lot. become friend with this one dude. was okay 7/10 but i dont know i think he gay. pretty sure he is gay can confirm

fish off tinder. uninstall tinder

continue develop saf system

my very first confession to tudung pink. but it eventually fade off so fish off

depression level from 100% to 14%

everything was so so

i was so lonely. like for real.

less go out because system. the code eventually become my bestfriend

oh i play handball again. aaaaaaaandddddddd kalah again :(

less fish given, much happier

I barely eat. loss weight so much

finish system

spotify is my bestfriend aside from code.

oh oh had a crush on this one dude. he is definitely my type 10/10 and i almost ajak him out for a dinner tapi fuh nasib baik tak ajak because I just found that he has girlfriend. nah shedih

fourth year is such lazy and slow year. I just wish that I could finish my study earlier and go back to kedah

nothing much happened during fourth year

boring.

fish, Mimi
No offense but I think me myself is stupid in many level
LOL